Of course this is happening inside your head.

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malallory:

Do you ever think about how Remus Lupin got on the Hogwarts Express to travel to Hogwarts and fell asleep in a compartment by himself and then woke up to find that James Potter’s son had sat down in the same compartment as him?

because I do

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King of France:
and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor:
well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France:
send funds to America